Beat the game at Soul Level 1 with Crowd Control turned on for chat to screw me over (which they did, MANY TIMES) with any positive effects turned off to make sure they couldn't aid me.

Used 2 Donkey Konga Bongos to control Dark Souls and killed every boss in the game including the DLC bosses.

Challenged myself to kill all 165 Base game bosses at Level 1 before I started the DLC